CAN I GO? Joke
It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
ThursdayNightLock: 7 Point Teaser, Cleveland +17.5 under 40.5
Tonight's Weather Forecast
Mostly cloudy with scattered snow showers. Snow accumulation less than an inch. Windy with lows around 13. West winds 20 to 30 mph with gusts up to 40 mph this evening diminishing to 10 to 20 mph. Chance of snow 50 percent. Wind chill values as low as 8 below.
Reason: We think both teams will keep the ball on the ground tonight. We project there will be alot of 3 and outs and pittsburgh's defense will definetely make sure of it. Since Roethlesberger is coming off of a concussion and they are playin a pathetic team like cleveland, Tomlin SHOULD NOT want to risk his health by trying to throw the ball and risk an injury. Look for a boring and conservative game with alot of punts and high winds.
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