Pretty funny comment on why Brian Schottenheimer declined to interview with the Bills..
"overheard conversation between Dad & son"
Brian S: So dad, should I take the Bills job??
Marty S: Well son, theres only 32 head coaches in the NFL, you should at least talk to them.
Brian S: You played there and worked with Buddy, what are they like?
MS: Well Ralph is a senile old cheapskate who drinks a glass of childrens blood every morning to stay alive, Buddy Nix is an incompetent old man who keeps sheep in his office and has 15 restraining orders gainst him from 11 year old boys, Modrak and Guy are being kept alive at one bills drive just so Ralph can use their organs when his fail and the only thing Russ Brandon knows about football is if you buy 10 tickets you get a free Bills cooler.
Brian S: uuuuuuhhhhh, I think I'll stay with the Jets.
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