Wegmans Vs. Aldis

Today I went grocery shopping, I bought the regular stuff. I got turkey, bottles of water, broccoli, some cheerio's, you know, the necessities.  Now, I had a great shopping experience, Wegman's was full of happy people and pleasant workers. But, I have to admit, their pricing of their frozen peas were a bit much so on the advice of a friend, I decided to go to Aldi's to save a dollar on each bag. I'm happy I did so, it saved me like 20 bucks. Awesome. But I would have paid the full price just for the ability to see the most unhappy people on the planet. First off all, there is no fucking escaping this place without going down the first row COMPLETELY. Forgot your wallet? Fuck you, keep looking at our Easter candy! Whatever. I go in, I can't find shit. What kind of retarded douche bag designed this store? I asked someone, just for fun, where their toothpaste was, she looked at me like I was some sort of fucking space invader asking to check her pulse with my cock. She responds in one of the most confusingly condescending voice "It's by the deodorant. What? Is this your first time here?" First off, die. Second of all,  where the fuck is the deodorant? What a bullshit store. There's no signs anywhere, how am I supposed to navigate this clusterfuck of savings? Also, hey there cunty cashier, thanks for literally SITTING ON YOUR ASS ALL DAY AND MOVING ONLY YOUR ARMS and acting like you've been busting your ass all day. I sit on my ass all day too but at least I do my job with a smile, you look like your frustrated like a frigid wife. What's the matter? are you still trying to get the cum stains out of your hair from a night of heavy drinking and bukkake gargling? I hate that fucking place. Please, go to Save-A-Lot or visit Chris Gullo and Price Right, don't go to Aldi's, that place is horrible.